a-daks:

lower-ones-eyes:

dni-archive:

ALT

ALT

the american media rating systems

astrobstrd:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

jewishbarbies:

jewishbarbies:

its-your-mind:

ferret-on-pancakes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

sandmandaddy69:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this

i’m sorry but what was the alternative here, did you think Obama’s estranged older brother was reclaiming the f slur or something

iamoutofideas:

yorickish:

hey slurt

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

cringepoop:

buddwyer:

lakevida:

where’s the kratom dog ashes tweet. please

unclefather:

birdsareblooming:

Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog) - 2022
Echidna (Real Life) - 2016

What’s the difference

greelin:

that’s. Hm

moveslikekeithrichards:

my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

naamahdarling:

dovewithscales:

heroofthreefaces:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding sheep

lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool”

Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.

The adorable behavior she is showing at the end, deep treading and pressing the flat.of her head against the sheep, rooting her nose around in the sheep’s wool, ears turned sweetly back, is STRONG kitten nursing behavior. This cat is a full adult and doing unusually Baby things. I’d say that checks out. She’s treating the sheep like Mom. Adults, even those with residual nursing behaviors, don’t often go THIS baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat were actually suckling. She’s incredibly happy.

The sheep seems to be very much enjoying it as well. I loooove this.

unclefather:

all of you